Monthly Archives: October 2011

“If You Keep Putting That Leash On Me, You’ll Destroy My Alpha Status.”

Man Vs Dog congratulates The All Blacks’ win I have learnt something this week – attaching a dog’s leash to your girlfriend’s coat when she’s not looking and pretending to walk her round the park is not viewed as amusing … Continue reading

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Teaching CJ The Important Things #1 – How To High-Five

While Helen is on top of all the important dog commands such as “Sit”, “Come”, “Lie Down” and all that other stuff, I thought I’d actually teach CJ something useful – how to high-five.

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How Peace Was Achieved Between Man And Dog… With New Toys!

“Please play with me.” CJ is currently doing laps of the living room while I write this. I’m sat on the sofa and she is running around me like she’s on fire. I don’t know why – she should be … Continue reading

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The Night The Honeymoon Period Officially Ended

“Don’t do the whine, if you can’t do the time.” It had to happen. It was inevitable. While I have complained about certain aspects of living with a dog over the past couple of months, CJ’s inane cuteness has always … Continue reading

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When Did The Puppy Turn Into A Miniature Horse?

“Um… bigger…” I may be exaggerating a bit but in the two weeks I’ve been away (Japan and New Zealand – it was lovely, thanks for asking), it appears that CJ has quadrupled in size. No longer is she the small, fluffy … Continue reading

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